HAYYY GAIS. So what's up is that I'm sixteen. (Newly liscened wewt!~!) Aand my name is Drew. I live for theatre - honestly. DOn't even. Choir is my baby, I'm on speech team (basically competitive acting) but I really wanna be a surgeon. So that's me loves - talk to me. I like talking ;) okthxbye<3
PS: COMPLETELY NON-ESSENTIAL
I'm Gay - This is for all you boys out there. I am single. And I am ready for a boyfrand. So like; set me up. ;)
that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
wake up open the curtains
take a shower then dry my hair
come down stairs ready for breakfast
greet the mailman
My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian
its like ive never seen herbivore
i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away
I swear 80% of tumblr is girls over exaggerating their periods
You shut your mouth.
I’ve been in the hospital 4 times because my periods were so bad. Fuck you, dude.
you don’t get to make comments about people having periods unless you are a PERSON WHO HAS PERIODS
how do you know it’s not a girl?! O_O
i mean they did say 80% so yea not everyone
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
WITH MAYBE A LIL BIT OF CAKE
- jesus, probably (via jesuschristofficial)