HAYYY GAIS. So what's up is that I'm sixteen. (Newly liscened wewt!~!) Aand my name is Drew. I live for theatre - honestly. DOn't even. Choir is my baby, I'm on speech team (basically competitive acting) but I really wanna be a surgeon. So that's me loves - talk to me. I like talking ;) okthxbye<3
PS: COMPLETELY NON-ESSENTIAL
I'm Gay - This is for all you boys out there. I am single. And I am ready for a boyfrand. So like; set me up. ;)
I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t.
I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.
or my fake fbi badge
Or my pocket magnifying glass
or my wand
or my psychic paper
Or my precious
I lost it at my precious
so did smeageol
So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
“I still love you” is the saddest fucking sentence in the whole world
ummmm p sure “the guac costs extra” is actually sadder
LOOK AT THESE FUCKS
ARENT THEY SO NEAT
WOULD YOU THINK MY HOMEWORKS COMPLETE
WOULDNT YOU THINK IM THE GIRL
THE GIRL THATS ON TOP OF THINGS
IVE GOT ESSAYS AND HOMEWORK A PLENTY
IVE GOT RESEARCH AND EVALS GALORE
YOU WANT SOCIOLOGICAL CONCEPTS
IVE GOT TWENTY
BUT WHO CARES
NO BIG DEAL
PLEASE NO MOOOOORE
When someone emotionally hurts you but you have to act like you don’t care.